How would you rate your pain?

"I've been reading about cirrhosis of the liver."

"Did it say on there that it'll kill you?"

"Yes."

"Did it say it was a long, slow, painful death?"

"Yes."

"Nothing that a length of rope and one of them tree limbs out there wouldn't fix."

"You better be careful with those tree limbs. They're rotted. You'll hit the ground and that tree limb will follow you right down."

"Then I'll wake up and somebody'll be saying:
'Mr. Grady, on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?'"